Saturday 27 February 2016

TRUMPS



‘I’ve got the whole world in my hands, I’ve got the whole world . . . oh, hello, there.  What do you think I should I do with it now?’
‘Behind you!’
‘You want me to put it behind me?’
‘Look behind you!’
‘Ah, you want me to drop the world in the volcano? Okay then, here goes. Drum roll, please . . . ‘

HEELS!



Ere, want me to help you with your heels?
No thanks, I’m quite okay.
Heels!
Yes, heels.
Rhymes with feels.
Yes.
Can I?
No.
Heels! I like heels. I like your heels and I like saying ‘heels’!
It’s a free country.
Heels!